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[charlastan]

"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' computer phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"

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[audio -> video]

[charlastan]

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!

[He rolls his eyes, but he turns on the camera. And he does look a lot like Ford, but also very different in his sailing gear.]

There, happy?

[video]

[beejfu]

[A pause.




And then; the twin revelation]


This is the greatest day of my life.

[video]

[charlastan]

Uh. Congrats?

[What does he even say to that???]

But yeah, he's Ford and I'm Stan. You'll get used to it eventually.

[video] - I'm so sorry

[beejfu]

Oh, buddy, I am already used to this Stanwich.

So! Your brother's got the hots for his own demon. Want one of your own?

[video] - Don't be this is beautiful

[charlastan]

Stanwich?

[He's not sure he even wants to think about what that means in this context.]

Uh. I'm good. I'm holding out for a selkie when we get back home, or maybe a really desperate siren.

[video] - Oh good!

[beejfu]

Hey. Hey. Stan. Buddy. I got a secret for you.

Those guys? Total polygamists. You want someone to make you feel like you're the only fish in the sea? You gotta go for the obsessive demons.

We treat you right.

[video]

[charlastan]

Wait, weren't you the one just talking about a Stanwich?

[video]

[beejfu]

Bill won't let me.

[video]

[charlastan]

[Stan snickers.]

He's really that obsessed with him, huh?

[So casual. Definitely not talking about a guy he doesn't remember at all!]

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

You kidding? He adores Tin Man. I'm so jealous. I like him too but it's not mutual at all.

[video]

[charlastan]

Sounds like you like everyone! What happened to me being special, huh?

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Hey. Hey. 70s Sesame Street taught me that everyone is special in their own ghoulish way.

[video]

[charlastan]

Yeah, well, what do you expect? It was the 70s!

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Yeah. Great decade for that cigarette smell burned into shag carpets.

All flattery aside, you're adorable and you have a personality that isn't 'blah blah blah science-y shit.'

[video]

[charlastan]

[Ah, the good ol' 70s.]

Heh, I dunno about adorable, but I'm nothing but personality! It's only fair since Ford got all the brains. If he wants any of my natural charm, he's gonna have to give me one of his degrees.

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Well, since Ford's not answering his comm, wanna bring some of that natural charm my place sometime? I promise I'll put on my best wine-and-dine.

[video]

[charlastan]

No way. You can wine-and-dine me all you want, but you're not gettin' any of this old man.

[It's a much more playful refusal this time though.]

You're alright though. At least you've got good taste!

[video]

[beejfu]

What's wrong? It's the smell, isn't it. People say I smell. I don't see it.

[video]

[charlastan]

It's probably definitely that.

[They're on video. He can't possibly know what this guy smells like.]

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Fuck!

What if I go take a shower?

[video]

[charlastan]

I mean, you should prolly do that anyway?

[Do you...do you not do that, pal?]

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

I have showered twice since I arrived here at the beginning of October. I don't think I'm due for another until like, May.

[video]

[charlastan]

Guess you've got a while to wait then!

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Wait!

Wait wait wait.


If I shower, will you go out with me?

[video]

[charlastan]

I'll think about it, how's that?