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[charlastan]

"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' computer phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"

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Comments

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Hey. Hey. 70s Sesame Street taught me that everyone is special in their own ghoulish way.

[video]

[charlastan]

Yeah, well, what do you expect? It was the 70s!

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Yeah. Great decade for that cigarette smell burned into shag carpets.

All flattery aside, you're adorable and you have a personality that isn't 'blah blah blah science-y shit.'

[video]

[charlastan]

[Ah, the good ol' 70s.]

Heh, I dunno about adorable, but I'm nothing but personality! It's only fair since Ford got all the brains. If he wants any of my natural charm, he's gonna have to give me one of his degrees.

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Well, since Ford's not answering his comm, wanna bring some of that natural charm my place sometime? I promise I'll put on my best wine-and-dine.

[video]

[charlastan]

No way. You can wine-and-dine me all you want, but you're not gettin' any of this old man.

[It's a much more playful refusal this time though.]

You're alright though. At least you've got good taste!

[video]

[beejfu]

What's wrong? It's the smell, isn't it. People say I smell. I don't see it.

[video]

[charlastan]

It's probably definitely that.

[They're on video. He can't possibly know what this guy smells like.]

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Fuck!

What if I go take a shower?

[video]

[charlastan]

I mean, you should prolly do that anyway?

[Do you...do you not do that, pal?]

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

I have showered twice since I arrived here at the beginning of October. I don't think I'm due for another until like, May.

[video]

[charlastan]

Guess you've got a while to wait then!

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

Wait!

Wait wait wait.


If I shower, will you go out with me?

[video]

[charlastan]

I'll think about it, how's that?

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

I think if I'm going for my third bath in under a year, I want a guarantee.

[video]

[charlastan]

Eh, fair enough.

[Disgusting, but fair enough!

It's probably concerning just how much Stan has to weigh this. He should just say no - everything about this is a terrible idea. Maybe even the worst idea! But...]

...One date. No promises about anything else, and only if you shower. Take it or leave it.

Re: [video]

[beejfu]

I'll take it!

[video]

[charlastan]

Great! See you once you've made yourself a little less disgusting!

[Whenever that is!]