Stanley Pines (
charlastan) wrote2020-03-17 11:19 pm
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"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' computer phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"
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Then, he puts his hand on Stan's shoulder, and the line of his mouth goes firm.]
No. No, Stanley, it wasn't. What you did, what you sacrificed -- it killed him. He's here as an inmate. He's been here twice as long as I have. And, while he's still a dangerous individual who most people absolutely can't trust....what's happened to him on the Barge has changed him.
He's not safe. But he's...better. He's not going to destroy universes anymore, or kill indiscriminately. That's trillions of lives saved by what you've done.
It mattered, Stanley. You're a hero.
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...Eh, I guess that's something. Thanks, Sixer.
[Instead of dwelling on it out loud, he changes the subject a little so he can let those thoughts just sort of simmer by themselves.]
Heh, I dunno the guy but. If he's an inmate, he's prolly gonna be real ticked off I'm a warden around here, right?
[It's said very casually. He doesn't know Bill enough to have anger behind it; it's just a logical jump between two points. A rickety rope bridge across a void.]
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[Ford. Ford, please.]
He'll listen to me. Probably.
[A beat.]
I'm much more certain about that than I sounded.
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[Look at him. He looks so convinced. You're so convincing Ford, look at how sold he is.]
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[better Stan hears it now, from him.]
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[...]
...You're fucking him! You're fucking the guy I can't remember! What is this, a soap opera?!
[He says that, but he playfully slugs Ford in the arm.]
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...Actually, it sort of is.
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[Prolly not. Hm.]
Look, I'm not gonna say I'm not concerned. All this memory junk, we did that for a reason. But...I dunno. You literally know more about what's going on than me right now. I don't even know who this jerk is! So...
[Stan frowns. And then squints at Ford.]
Wait, you didn't do the whole inside out nightmare thing because you're dating him, right?
[Bending reality to impress some guy is probably not a great idea. And not a thing Ford would probably do, but a thing Stan would at least think about if he had the ability and means.]
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...
[He coughs.]
If anything, it was the other way around.
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Ha! Looks like it worked too!
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No, Stan, I mean --
-- I traded my help for making his plan less severe. You have to understand, he's very old and very dangerous. He's waited thousands of years to make a plan work before. I believe he would have made it into the Director's dimension sooner or later, no matter what. If I turned him in, he'd just find another way to do it! He would have killed millions of people -- the whole west coast, maybe. But if I got involved, I could negotiate. Make changes to the magic. Make sure nobody died, and that they all had a fighting chance to imagine their fears away.
It still went terribly wrong. The Barge wasn't supposed to turn inside-out like that. And I...I wasn't expecting so many people to have so many nightmares. He got to the person who wrote us, but the answers I was hoping to find, about the Barge....they weren't there. It was a disaster. Lucas Starrambler nearly died for good! But...no one else did. If I'd walked away, it would have been so much worse.
...
...we only started dating after that.
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[He rolls his eyes.]
But hey-- it sounds like you did what you could. And nearly died isn't the same as dying, so that's pretty good, right?
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Everyone else on the ship who hadn't been part of the plan thought what I did was reckless and selfish at best -- inhuman at worst. They blamed me for being involved more than they blamed Bi--him for actually doing it. No one else seemed to understand what I'd been trying to do.
[It had been lonely -- Steve Rogers had understood, but Steve had his own troubles, in and out of comas with his husband. Jon had come the closest, out of everyone not involved in the plan. Laura had gotten it, but she'd disappeared not long after.]
Sure, I wanted to see if we had really been written by who he thought. And he had me convinced that the people running this ship were in that dimension, too, and I wanted to ask them a thing or two. But getting to the people writing us was his real goal, Stan. All along. And I thought that if I was there for it, I could keep him from hurting anybody.
...anybody who hadn't turned our lives into sci-fi drama, anyway.
[R.I.P. Mr. Hirsch.]
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[Hell, he's even been on the other end of it from Ford himself. It's not something he usually sees Ford catch flak for though, and now that he is Stan's not sure he'd want to actually wish it on him.
This time, Stan's the one to place a hand on Ford's shoulder.]
Hey, you're in good company though. And I'm here now! So from now on, even if no one else gets it, you've always got me in your corner.
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Ford knows what he did wrong, and why. But to hear Stan get it, that it was a mess when Ford got here and he was just trying to fix it -- it helps lift some of the uncertainty and confusion that he's been carrying around.
He looks at Stan with relieved gratitude. The hand on his shoulder is immediate, reassuring. This is real! Actually real.
Ford loves Stan Pines so much.]
Thank you.
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Don't sweat it, Sixer.
[He give Ford's shoulder a little shake before he pulls his hand away.]
So, you graduated, huh? [He grins.] Does that mean you're telling people you've got thirteen PhD's now or what?
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[He sobers.]
Frankly, I'm convinced it's all a scam anyway.
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[Stan grumbles.]
I still can't believe I fell for it though.
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We don't even get a cash prize for it, do we?
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[That's the closest he gets to reality shows, really.]
I never agreed to that! Where's the fine print?!
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[Is there a plan? He wants in on the plan!]
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I tried. And -- terrible things happened. This whole ship is full of people who need what the Admiral has to offer. They don't want the place to change, and they don't want to accept that we're all being used.
I'm going to keep working on the ship. And I'm going to keep collecting data in case something turns up we can use. The person I told you about is working on a long-range scanner to see if we're being followed by the people who are supposedly the Admiral's boss.
...has anyone told you yet that the ship we're on is stolen?