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Stanley Pines ([personal profile] charlastan) wrote2020-03-17 11:19 pm
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"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' computer phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"

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mothmansplaining: (mothman deliver me from evil)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-23 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ford looks at him helplessly. He already had his own freakout about this, furious that some cosmic entity would think it was worth it to bring Bill Cipher back into existence to be on a reality-show boat.

Then, he puts his hand on Stan's shoulder, and the line of his mouth goes firm.
]

No. No, Stanley, it wasn't. What you did, what you sacrificed -- it killed him. He's here as an inmate. He's been here twice as long as I have. And, while he's still a dangerous individual who most people absolutely can't trust....what's happened to him on the Barge has changed him.

He's not safe. But he's...better. He's not going to destroy universes anymore, or kill indiscriminately. That's trillions of lives saved by what you've done.

It mattered, Stanley. You're a hero.
mothmansplaining: (people do come from new jersey)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll talk to him about it. Believe it or not, we're, ah, actually on pretty good terms.

[Ford. Ford, please.]

He'll listen to me. Probably.

[A beat.]

I'm much more certain about that than I sounded.
mothmansplaining: (all the tough guys in town)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
....we're, ah, [he clears his throat.] sort of, [a wiggle of his hands,] involved.

[better Stan hears it now, from him.]
mothmansplaining: (heard that jersey devil hissing)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-23 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oof, okay, this is already much better than Ford was afraid of. It really does sound like a soap opera when Stan puts it like that, doesn't it? Ford feels torn between waiting for the other shoe to drop and the inappropriate urge to laugh.]

...Actually, it sort of is.
mothmansplaining: (holy holy holy)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-24 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
What?! No! The dating only happened after all of that went to pieces! He didn't seduce me into breaking into the real world, Stanley, don't be ridiculous.

...

[He coughs.]

If anything, it was the other way around.
mothmansplaining: (let me tell you)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[sdfhgj stanley please]

No, Stan, I mean --

-- I traded my help for making his plan less severe. You have to understand, he's very old and very dangerous. He's waited thousands of years to make a plan work before. I believe he would have made it into the Director's dimension sooner or later, no matter what. If I turned him in, he'd just find another way to do it! He would have killed millions of people -- the whole west coast, maybe. But if I got involved, I could negotiate. Make changes to the magic. Make sure nobody died, and that they all had a fighting chance to imagine their fears away.

It still went terribly wrong. The Barge wasn't supposed to turn inside-out like that. And I...I wasn't expecting so many people to have so many nightmares. He got to the person who wrote us, but the answers I was hoping to find, about the Barge....they weren't there. It was a disaster. Lucas Starrambler nearly died for good! But...no one else did. If I'd walked away, it would have been so much worse.

...

...we only started dating after that.
mothmansplaining: (I believe in ya)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
...he stood by me when not many other people did.

Everyone else on the ship who hadn't been part of the plan thought what I did was reckless and selfish at best -- inhuman at worst. They blamed me for being involved more than they blamed Bi--him for actually doing it. No one else seemed to understand what I'd been trying to do.

[It had been lonely -- Steve Rogers had understood, but Steve had his own troubles, in and out of comas with his husband. Jon had come the closest, out of everyone not involved in the plan. Laura had gotten it, but she'd disappeared not long after.]

Sure, I wanted to see if we had really been written by who he thought. And he had me convinced that the people running this ship were in that dimension, too, and I wanted to ask them a thing or two. But getting to the people writing us was his real goal, Stan. All along. And I thought that if I was there for it, I could keep him from hurting anybody.

...anybody who hadn't turned our lives into sci-fi drama, anyway.

[R.I.P. Mr. Hirsch.]
Edited 2020-03-24 03:59 (UTC)
mothmansplaining: (every child on sunday)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[What Stan says is simple, but it's such a relief.

Ford knows what he did wrong, and why. But to hear Stan get it, that it was a mess when Ford got here and he was just trying to fix it -- it helps lift some of the uncertainty and confusion that he's been carrying around.

He looks at Stan with relieved gratitude. The hand on his shoulder is immediate, reassuring. This is real! Actually real.

Ford loves Stan Pines so much.
]

Thank you.
mothmansplaining: (it's not that weird a question)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! It's not that kind of graduation, Stanley.

[He sobers.]

Frankly, I'm convinced it's all a scam anyway.
mothmansplaining: (I believe in ya)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-26 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It gets worse. Stan, I'm pretty sure this ship is actually a reality show.
mothmansplaining: (believe in the mothman)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-26 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we do get a deal from the Admiral. That's what he's offering, to get wardens to buy in. Inmates get to come back to life, and wardens get something that would otherwise be impossible. Or, at least, something they think they can't get any other way. It works, Stanley. But that's not what it's for. If this place were meant to redeem inmates, it'd be much more efficient. Security cameras would actually work! But I think someone out there's more interested in watching us run around having adventures and interpersonal drama than in how many people actually graduate.
mothmansplaining: (hosannah in the highest)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-03-29 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no fine print, Stanley. Just an extremely frustrating cosmic being who's depending on us needing miracles badly enough to cooperate.
mothmansplaining: (you will end up dead)

[personal profile] mothmansplaining 2020-04-05 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think we can.

I tried. And -- terrible things happened. This whole ship is full of people who need what the Admiral has to offer. They don't want the place to change, and they don't want to accept that we're all being used.

I'm going to keep working on the ship. And I'm going to keep collecting data in case something turns up we can use. The person I told you about is working on a long-range scanner to see if we're being followed by the people who are supposedly the Admiral's boss.

...has anyone told you yet that the ship we're on is stolen?