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[charlastan]

"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' computer phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"

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[mothmansplaining]

Well, we do get a deal from the Admiral. That's what he's offering, to get wardens to buy in. Inmates get to come back to life, and wardens get something that would otherwise be impossible. Or, at least, something they think they can't get any other way. It works, Stanley. But that's not what it's for. If this place were meant to redeem inmates, it'd be much more efficient. Security cameras would actually work! But I think someone out there's more interested in watching us run around having adventures and interpersonal drama than in how many people actually graduate.

[charlastan]

So, it's Baby Fights, except we're the babies.

[That's the closest he gets to reality shows, really.]

I never agreed to that! Where's the fine print?!

[mothmansplaining]

There is no fine print, Stanley. Just an extremely frustrating cosmic being who's depending on us needing miracles badly enough to cooperate.

[charlastan]

So, what are we gonna do about it? We're gonna do something about it, right?

[Is there a plan? He wants in on the plan!]

[mothmansplaining]

I don't think we can.

I tried. And -- terrible things happened. This whole ship is full of people who need what the Admiral has to offer. They don't want the place to change, and they don't want to accept that we're all being used.

I'm going to keep working on the ship. And I'm going to keep collecting data in case something turns up we can use. The person I told you about is working on a long-range scanner to see if we're being followed by the people who are supposedly the Admiral's boss.

...has anyone told you yet that the ship we're on is stolen?