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[charlastan]

"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' computer phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"

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[charlastan]

[It's good she held off, to be honest. The blood effects of December would have made this an entirely different conversation. Stan's...well he's not happy about what happened, but he's a little calmer now and not so full of vengeance.]

EH
WE'RE HANGING IN THERE
DIPPER ISN'T A SQUID ANYMORE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP FEEDING HIM FISH FOOD.
ALSO HE'S ALIVE. AND SO'RE THE REST OF US.

HOW'RE YOU HOLDING UP?

[onekindsoul]

[It probably was for the best. Ruby was a cold blood too and while she wouldn't blame that on what happened in that encounter, it could have enhanced what she had done.

She appreciates how despite Stan typing in all caps she can picture him actually saying that.]

That's I guess the best we can really ask for.
Did he mention how the fish food tasted? I've always been curious but never actually tried it-
Don't let that change! Please. I prefer you all alive and well.

I'm figuring it out.
I
I wish I could have done things differently but I'm glad Mabel and Oscar didn't end up in any worse shape.
If there's anything I can do for you guys, please just let me know.

[charlastan]

[Stan types how he talks, for the most part - by yelling.]

HE DIDN'T REALLY SAY BUT HE DIDN'T WANT IT WHEN I OFFERED IT TO HIM AGAIN SO PROLLY NOT THAT GREAT. I'M GUESSING FISHY?
AND DON'T WORRY, WE DON'T PLAN ON IT
I'LL STICK THIS WHOLE DARN FAMILY IN A BUBBLE IF I HAVE TO!!!

[He's only about half-serious. Mostly because he doesn't have a giant bubble to put them in, and because they'd probably find a way to pop it and get out eventually.]

LOOK
I DON'T EXACTLY LIKE IT BUT YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO TO KEEP EVERYONE ELSE SAFE
THIS WOULD BE A LOT WORSE IF DIPPER WOKE UP AND HAD TO GET TOLD HE MURDERED HIS SISTER OR SOMETHIN
HONESTLY IF THE WHOLE THING'S CAUSE OF CORRUPTION OR WHATEVER WE'D PROBABLY BE BACK AT SQUARE ONE IF THAT HAPPENED.

[onekindsoul]

Well darn. I guess that's a mystery for another day then, huh?

Good! Maybe I should start working on a bubble just incase. It's going to be sword, claw, bullet and just about everything else proof though around here!

...Yeah. I wish there had of been another way too. I didn't have a lot of time to figure things out. I want to try and find a way to avoid it next time.

I hadn't really thought of it like that. I guess for what it was it for the best- And I
Well I'm glad he can rest at least a little easier because of it.

[charlastan]

CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU'VE GOT ONE MADE AND I'LL WRANGLE THIS WHOLE FAMILY AND PUT EM IN IT

IT'S ALSO GOTTA BE SCIENCE AND MAGIC PROOF SO FORD AND DIPPER CAN'T TRY TO BUST OUT. MABEL MIGHT BE INTO IT LIKE SOME SORTA GIANT HAMPSTER BALL.

ANYWAY YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD WITH WHAT YOU HAD. SOMETIMES YOU GET STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE AND SOMETIMES THAT HARD PLACE IS MURDER. I DON'T THINK DIPPER'S GONNA HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.

[onekindsoul]

Will do. I'll even give you a family and friends discount on anything I end up making.

Science and magic proof got it. Might have to make this bubble out Pthumarian or something to make it that tough. ...Maybe we could get Mabel in it. Distract them when they start to do something to escape.

It does make me feel better to hear you say that. I just want you to know I wouldn't do anything like that if I did have another choice. I'm glad you all understand though.