So, we thought A Tale of Two Stans was going to make things easier, but really it just raised more questions than it answered! Like how the heck is baby Shermy old enough to be a grandfather? And how long was Stan on the road anyway? When did Ford graduate? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

This is the only timeline I've been able to come up with that makes any kind of sense at all, but it strays from the typical fandom one that puts Stan and Ford in their late 50's, so I thought I'd put it here for my own reference. It may or may not get jossed in the future, but it should be workable even if we learn that Stan was lying the whole time and all of my grunkle for grandpa dreams come true.

ALSO if anyone notices any incorrect calculations please PM me and let me know - math's never been my strongest subject but I tried my best to make this hot mess make some kind of sense.

ANYWAY LET'S GET GOING.

Accurate through ROADSIDE ATTRACTION, 2x16

( The Mighty Stan^2 Timeline! )