deerlyBeloved

[charlastan]

deerlyBeloved: HUNKLESTAN I might not be the ocean, but this Hunkle can still rock your boat! Under my gruff, salty exterior is a sailor with a heart of gold, jewels, and other treasure I've probably stolen. I'm a fixer-upper for sure, but with a little work I'll drop my anchor in your harbor! 💙⚓💙🚢💙🌊💙

( Stanley Pines | 60-something | M | women, men, desperate sirens )

Comments

text; un: bosslady

[owllady]

hey, why is the boat always getting great deals?

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[charlastan]

I DUNNO, WHY?

[owllady]

It loves a sail!

[charlastan]

HA! I'M GONNA HAVE TO STEAL THAT ONE.

HOW ABOUT THIS - WHY COULDN'T THE SAILORS PLAY CARDS?

[owllady]

might need another stanbuck if you steal it

why???

[charlastan]

'CAUSE THE CAPTAIN WAS STANDING ON THE DECK!

[owllady]

hah! standing on the deck...

that's a good one

okay okay why don’t owls study for tests?

[charlastan]

WHY? 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY NERDS?

[He knows that's not the punchline, he's just kidding around.]

[owllady]

hah! maybe

no, they just wing it!!

1/2

[charlastan]

HA!!! THAT'S GREAT! WHAT DO THEY DO AFTER FINALS, HAVE A HOOT-ENANNY?

2/2

[charlastan]

WAIT A MINUTE

WHAT THE HELL THIS AIN'T MY INBOX

WHERE DID THIS WEIRDLY NAUTICAL LONELY HEARTS AD COME FROM?!?!

[owllady]

beats me. i got one too.

i think this place wants us to find love

hah! nothing more romantic than a bunch of dead people floating down the street twice a day

[charlastan]

RIGHT? THIS PLACE IS A NIGHTMARE! WHO'S GOT TIME FOR THAT?

BUT HEY I GUESS IF YOU'RE EVER LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME NOW!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D SPELL OUT THE CLICKY FINGER GUN NOISE BUT THAT'S HAPPENING PICTURE FINGER GUNS HERE

PEW PEW?

THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

[owllady]

guess there's nothing better to do. world's a nightmare

[ Flattering, Eda. She's great at this. ]

👈👈

i already found you, bud

[charlastan]

PERFECT!!!

👈👈

[He's learning emojis! Look at him finger-gunning like the kids these days!]