"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' magic phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"
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u hecked UP
like SO MUCH
[Wendy's coping mechanisms definitely boil down to 'make jokes about it'. Sorry Stan.]
jeez i gotta go see it
but like
seriously man what the heck