"Hi! You've reached Stan Pines' magic phone box thing or whatever. Leave me a message and maybe if I care enough about what you've got to say I'll actually get back to you. I probably don't, but hey! Test your luck! (Followed by obnoxious laughter until the BEEP)"
[Stan has a sinking suspicion that "one step at a time" might mean "not at all", but he siiiiiiiighs.]
Fine. You go ahead and break him losing his mind gently or whatever, and I'll be here thinkin' about him trying to stuff a raccoon in a tiny wedding dress every time I talk to him.
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Fine. You go ahead and break him losing his mind gently or whatever, and I'll be here thinkin' about him trying to stuff a raccoon in a tiny wedding dress every time I talk to him.
[God, this is going to be a pain to keep secret.]
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