[This is true and Dipper expects this which means it will get awkward when he tells his family about how he's being recruited for the Cookie Time Police. Later...]

Gnosis. [The guys Ford Vibes are through the roof, honestly.] He has a sweet bug collection.

[Said like that wasn't the single most nerdiest thing he's ever said.]

He's genuinely so nice that I am actually worried about him.

[Something bad is going to happen to him because of how nice he is and then Dipper will commit war crimes.]

I- uh, well. It's a small town. Like, waaaay smaller than Deerington, or Gravity Falls, even. It'd be hard not to know anybody after a while, anyways. But ...yeah, I guess.

[He shrugs a little, trying not to look embarrassed.]

I've been managing okay.

[That's the biggest lie he's ever told.]