[He does like to shoplift the occasional tangerine, so it's a pretty fair assumption. He doesn't offer any kind of explanation for it though and assumes Dipper just didn't see.]
Ha! Being old and crusty has its perks now and then.
[He takes one and doesn't hesitate to take a bite of it, giving Dipper a thumbs-up before he even finishes it.]
Not bad, kid! And uh, yeah, yeah, I'm alright. The whole new world thing gets weirdly old after you do it a couple times? And there wasn't a blood apocalypse and we didn't wash up naked on the beach so, y'know. Solid six outta ten landing!
[Something seems to hit him on the second bite of the cookie though, and he slows to a pause.]
...Wait. Wait a minute. Is this weird with the cookie people around?
[He raises an eyebrow at the cookie in his hand (that he again, has already bitten into) as though he half expects it to start talking and maybe screaming. It better not.]
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Ha! Being old and crusty has its perks now and then.
[He takes one and doesn't hesitate to take a bite of it, giving Dipper a thumbs-up before he even finishes it.]
Not bad, kid! And uh, yeah, yeah, I'm alright. The whole new world thing gets weirdly old after you do it a couple times? And there wasn't a blood apocalypse and we didn't wash up naked on the beach so, y'know. Solid six outta ten landing!
[Something seems to hit him on the second bite of the cookie though, and he slows to a pause.]
...Wait. Wait a minute. Is this weird with the cookie people around?
[He raises an eyebrow at the cookie in his hand (that he again, has already bitten into) as though he half expects it to start talking and maybe screaming. It better not.]