CR CHART AND LIE TRACKER

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CR Chart and Lie Tracker in the comments! Please don't reply to any of them; they're in comments so I can easily edit them and move them around without making the Code explode. Thanks! ♥

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FAMILY

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Even if he's probably never going to say it, these are all people he loves and cares about and would probably do anything for.

ACQUAINTANCES

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Friends are for people who aren't lying jerks that want everyone to think they have an empty black void where their heart should be.

SUCKERS

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You don't want to be in this category. Stan will play you like a fiddle and then probably kick you down and take your wallet.

MORTAL ENEMIES

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Stan has a lot of hate in his heart, and plenty of people who would love to see him burst into flames. Or people that he'd like to shove off a cliff. Deaths don't count here or whatever, right?

DIPPER PINES

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DIPPER PINES | krmvgivv Great-Nephew! Kind of a weirdo, but in a familiar sort of way. Reminds Stan of himself as a kid and his brother and he's a little harder on him because of it. They kind of butt heads a lot, but Stan can be sympathetic now and then. He spends a lot of time trying to keep Dipper away from the supernatural, and by a lot I mean "lies about it once in a while and then doesn't actually pay much attention to Dipper's shenanigans." Same thing, right? During the Zombies, Run! event, he had to kill Dipper so he wouldn't turn into a zombie and hurt everyone. They both agreed it was for the best, and Dipper came back, but things have been understandably strained since then. LIES Had the chance to tell them he's Stanley and deliberately didn't take it, and also didn't correct the kids when they assumed he was from the same point in time as them. Finally cleared that up. Made Dipper think he could solve a Rubik's Cube in under five minutes with some sleight of hand. All of Shattered Sight was a lie caused by the event and has since been cleared up. Promised Dipper that he's definitely not working on the portal when he is, in fact definitely working on the portal. No, REALLY, he PROMISES he is NOT GOING TO BUILD A PORTAL. Stole Journal 3 while the kids were gone from Wonderland, made a copy and put it back. For that portal he's totally not building.

MABEL PINES

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MABEL PINES | powerofmabel Great-niece! A ray of sunshine covered in stickers and glitter. Secretly favors her a tiny bit, and gets along with her much easier than Dipper (though he loves them both). Frequently dragged into Mabel's schemes, such as curing his fear of heights and making him marry a pig and a goat. Eternally grateful she trusted him not to destroy the universe, even if maybe she shouldn't have. Fought lizards with her once and may have used her as a human shield to push through a crowd since she was basically wearing a tin can anyway. LIES Had the chance to tell them he's Stanley and deliberately didn't take it, and also didn't correct the kids when they assumed he was from the same point in time as them. Finally cleared that up. Acted much more okay than he really was in the wake of Dipper's death, including insisting Dipper was going to come back when he wasn't 100% sure. Not technically a lie to her face, but he never plans on telling her about his arrangement with Helena. All of Shattered Sight was a lie caused by the event and has since been cleared up. Doesn't tell Mabel magic beans probably won't work and also lies to Dipper in front of her about whether he's working on a portal or not. Stole Journal 3 while the kids were gone from Wonderland, made a copy and put it back. For that portal he's totally not building.

MIRROR DIPPER PINES

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MIRROR DIPPER PINES | kfkkvg Creepy double of Dipper who knows WAY too much about Stan's life. Also a rude little shit. Someone oughta punch him in the face. LIES "I am always prepared to hit a child! MORE LIES AS NEEDED

MIRROR MABEL PINES

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MIRROR MABEL PINES | hsllgrmthgzi Creepy double of Mabel who knows WAY too much about Stan's life. Also a rude little shit. Someone oughta punch her in the face too. Punches for all the Mirror children! LIES "I am always prepared to hit a child! MORE LIES AS NEEDED

MIRROR AMETHYST

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MIRROR AMETHYST | aureater Talks WAY too much. Gave a lot of info, but none of it's trustworthy - need to verify it with better sources. TALKS WAY TOO MUCH. Also, purple. LIES LIES GO HERE MORE LIES AS NEEDED

AMETHYST

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AMETHYST | brainmeme The Real Amethyst - and decidedly much better than her Mirror. Stan mixed them up at first, but once that got sorted out he decided she's probably alright. Doesn't know her well yet, but she's friends with the kids so they'll probably run into each other a lot more. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

SIMON LAUCHLAN

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SIMON LAUCHLAN | luckynumberthree Sure, maybe they shouldn't have climbed up on the wall and tried to karaoke the zombies away, but Stan's the only one who gets to tell off Dipper and Mabel like that. Not a big fan, and pretty sure he's an idiot for wasting his time yelling at a couple of kids anyway. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

SAM YAO

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SAM YAO | voiceinthedark Sure, maybe they shouldn't have climbed up on the wall and tried to karaoke the zombies away, but Stan's the only one who gets to tell off Dipper and Mabel like that. Not a big fan, and pretty sure he's an even bigger idiot than the other guy. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

TRUST NO ONE

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For people Stan either doesn't like or doesn't trust, but doesn't hate quite enough to want to shove them off a cliff (or at the very least he doesn't care enough to go through the effort).

NEAL CASSIDY

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NEAL CASSIDY | belovedson Too nice and too quick to buy into the lack of an economy. Stan doesn't trust him, but the kids went and made friends with Neal's kid so he'll probably be stuck talking to him again. Though, he's been around a while, so he might have some valuable info here and there. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines. "Eh. Just your usual small town nonsense. Old legends I can use to sell crap to gullible tourists."

ANGEL

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ANGEL | vampdetective God damn it, he told Dipper to stay away from the supernatural! Runs some kind of detective agency thing, and has taken on Dipper as an intern. Stan isn't going to stop them but he's clearly not pleased about it thus far. Probably going to be even more peeved about it when he learns the guy's a vampire. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines MORE LIES AS NEEDED

MIKAN TSUMIKI

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MIKAN TSUMIKI | naughty_nurse Hilariously easy to fluster and very gullible. Apologizes way too much. He pushed his luck and may have come out of the deal with an indentured servant. Neat! LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines Convinced her that she's working for him, and that he's going to dock her pay if she doesn't find him cash and/or do him an absurd amount of favors. I'm sure you can see the obvious logic flaw there, but Mikan sure doesn't.

SOUJI SETA

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SOUJI SETA | eatsyourscience What the heck is wrong with this kid? Who just works for free like that? Obviously he's being taken for a ride by everyone in Wonderland, and Stan will keep that in mind in case he ever needs to scam the kid for whatever reason. For now though, it mostly just means a lot of free diner food. Like free pie. He gave the kid hiring tips once, since he's having trouble getting other people to work for free. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines MORE LIES AS NEEDED

EVELYN O'CONNELL

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EVELYN O'CONNELL | nascensibility Wonderland's librarian. In a world where memories and information are the most useful currency, she's probably the wealthiest person around, and a good connection to have. Sought her help looking for a certain book and was cagey about his reasons for doing so. LIES Introduced himself as Stanford Pines. THEN introduced himself as Stetson Pinefield when she had amnesia, and scammed her into showing him where the copiers are so he could make himself a copy of Journal 3.

HENRY MILLS

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HENRY MILLS | henrydaniel Neal Cassidy's kid. Has way more family than Stan cares to keep track of. Dating Mabel, apparently! An alright kid - he manages to be earnest and enthusiastic without coming off as a sucker about it. He followed through on his promise to buy things from the Mystery Shack, so he's okay in Stan's books. Stan got Mabel to make him a Mystery Shack scarf, but also overcharged him for a private museum tour. May have exposed him to a haunted toaster. Don't tell his 92847289 parents. LIES Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford The kids have probably cleared that up by now. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

STANFORD PINES

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STANFORD PINES | mviw (Previously enciphers) Ungrateful jerk. You all saw the episode, you know the backstory here. Stan arrived in Wonderland unsure if the portal even worked, and was thrilled when Ford first turned up...until Ford told him off for nearly destroying the universe. Things did not go great, there was a Shattered Sight fist fight and shortly after that Ford disappeared. LIES Promised Ford 1.0 that he wouldn't try to remake the portal. In an ironic twist, he'll be remaking the Portal with Ford 2.0. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

RICK SANCHEZ

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RICK SANCHEZ | wriggedywrecked Probably the most entertaining asshole here. Accused everyone of being simulations when he first got to Wonderland and Stan struck up a friendship by offering to punch him in the face to prove otherwise. Kept him around 'cause he apparently knows how to build portal guns, and then actually kept him around because the two of them get along like a house on fire. Has given him an umbrella and flashlight cobbled together from random shit in an old-timey event, and also a space gun from that time they shot baby Jabberwocks while bitching about the children in their lives. They probably shouldn't be left alone together under any circumstances. LIES Pointedly did not mention why he knows anything about portal shit at all. "Eh. This jerk I know from home."

MICHONNE

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MICHONNE | thesamurai Swordwoman. Gave Stan reliable information about Wonderland and pointed him in the general direction of his niece and nephew. Also gave him a knife. She's alright in his books. Haven't kept in touch though. LIES Neglected to mention he knows a thing or two about portals and reality ripping apart; was very cagey about the whole thing. Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines.

DROPPED

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Eh. It happens. But apparently not to him, because he can't catch a break.

HELENA

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HELENA | donotcallmethis Mabel's murderer friend. Should probably be a tad more concerned about the murder part, but he appreciates that there's someone around willing to kill on Mabel's behalf. Agreed to let her know if there's anyone she needs to "take care of". A little on the weird side, but had surprisingly decent Wonderland info. LIES Introduced himself as Stanford. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

DEAN WINCHESTER

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DEAN WINCHESTER | ganking One of the only people who had a reasonable answer about the supposed lack of an economy. He's a likable kid (because anyone half Stan's age or less qualifies as a kid) and two minutes into their conversation he already reminds him of himself in ways he can't talk about. Seems alright so far. LIES Introduced himself as Stanford Pines; neglected to mention his own nerdy brother even though the opening was right there. MORE LIES AS NEEDED

JOHN WINCHESTER

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JOHN WINCHESTER | failedparenting An alright guy. They have a lot more in common than Stan would have ever expected, and they've only scratched the surface there. Plays poker with him now and then. LIES Stan's probably a dirty draft dodger. "What can I say? I'm just a likable son of a gun!"

??????

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??????? | improvident WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 30 YEARS AGO. LIES Deny everything this creep knows about his past; "I'VE NEVER SEEN A BOOK IN MY LIFE." Was present in Wonderland when he told everyone he's Stanford Pines. "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY A LOT HARDER THAN THAT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HURT MY FEELINGS."

JANE FOSTER

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JANE FOSTER | forsker Doesn't actually know her that well, but she wanted to do weird science crap to Ford's room after he left. Didn't share much with her, but ultimately let her since the room was empty anyway. LIES "It was just some jerk I know." MORE LIES AS NEEDED

SELINA KYLE

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SELINA KYLE | littlestreetcat Homeless pickpocket, about Dipper and Mabel's age. Stan's got a soft spot for her, since she reminds him a lot of when his old man first kicked him out. They've done a lot of bonding in Wonderland, most notably in Krampusjail and the Mystery Shack. Bet her she would start hating Wonderland in two weeks and lost; punishment is still to be determined. She's nosy as hell, but he'd probably take her in if they were in the same world. LIES Did a lot of trash talking for someone who's obviously going to lose that bet. Didn't tell her how he figured out her whole homeless situation, but she kinda knew. "Nothin' happened, alright? It's just some old sibling drama between a couple of boring old geezers, that's all."

TWEETY

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BEATRICE | eatyourdirt To be honest, I mostly just want it on record that he harassed a bluebird like an asshole. LIES "If you're determined enough, you can fit anything in a car!" MORE LIES AS NEEDED